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LONDON LAWYER vs. GLASGOW COP

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 8:46 pm
by Pete
A London lawyer runs a STOP sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come tae a complete stop at the stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come tae a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come tae a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the ever-loving Bananarama! out of the lawyer and says....























"Dae ye want me tae stop, or jist slow doon?"

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 8:51 pm
by Mossy68
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbright:

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 9:10 pm
by ScottyDave
Nice one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 9:17 pm
by shovelheadrob
That joke is older than you Mr Wiseman!
































Still worth a chuckle though!

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 9:33 pm
by jerry
You retired people have to much time on your hands :roll: :D

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 9:46 pm
by Pete
jerry wrote:You retired people have to much time on your hands :roll: :D
I wish that was the case - I am rushed off my feet.

This week I have been mostly Thatching the Cottage....Honest!!!!

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 10:30 pm
by Mossy68
Pete wrote:
jerry wrote:You retired people have to much time on your hands :roll: :D
I wish that was the case - I am rushed off my feet.

This week I have been mostly Thatching the Cottage....Honest!!!!
I'll have to have a chat about your thatching antics.
Interesting stuff. :thumbright:

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 10:50 pm
by Stu
Pete wrote:
This week I have been mostly Thatching the Cottage....Honest!!!!
Anybody else and I would swear that was a euphemism

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 10:51 pm
by Pete
I have pictures!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 10:53 pm
by Stu
Go on then, show us your thatch. :D

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 10:55 pm
by Pete
I will put up a separate Thread once I have re-sized some piccys.....

Posted: Fri May 15, 15 10:59 pm
by Stu
That big they need to be resized, eh? :lol:

;)