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Posted: **Mon Jan 12, 09 8:21 pm**

I make it a rule not to date any bird with less hair than me...

Posted: **Mon Jan 12, 09 11:58 pm**

also pinched from that site

Posted: **Mon Jan 12, 09 11:59 pm**

Gringo wrote:I make it a rule not to date any bird with less hair than me...

I think 'she' prob has a normal amount of hair - it's just that 'her' face is so goddam big!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 09 12:28 am**

Jeezus...You would need to slap an orange up the Harris just to take up the slack.....Braver man than me

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 09 1:29 am**

charger01 wrote: Jeezus...You would need to slap an orange up the Harris just to take up the slack.....Braver man than me

nice one Ade

but get yer rhyming slang right:

aris' = (short for) aristotle
aristotle = (rhymes with) bottle
bottle'n'glass = (rhymes with) arse

therefore, aris' = arse

Pleased to be of service

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 09 6:07 am**

Mmmmmmmmm?? I thought it was just one of my mates who used to chant 'Andy Harris takes it up the Harris!' on Bananarama! up's. Now I know my Surname means Arse!

Thanks guys!

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 09 10:18 am**

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 09 10:20 pm**

RobTwin wrote:also pinched from that site

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 09 10:41 pm**

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWW? TTTTT? FFFFFF!!!! seriously!

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