Mopar Muscle Association UK

Well,

last night I got home and found in my mailbox, a Jiffy bag within which, was a little brown box, inside which, was stuffed a number of red chillies. Dorset Nagas supplied as a taster by the superior Mr J. Benn Esq. He had written on the box 'Very Hot'.

Big knockers, I thought, I can handle them.

Siobhan had been goading me into eating one whole ever since she found out what they were, and why they had been sent.

Anyway, I opened the box up and took one out. I nibbled the end off it, and nothing happened. Proclaiming my disappointment over the lack of hotness, I decided to eat the whole darn thing.


Nothing for about 5 seconds.


Well F*@£ my old boots. I have NEVER, EVER experienced ANYTHING like that before. I couldnt do ANYTHING with my mouth for the rest of the night. Saliva burnt my throat. Teeth burning, gums on fire, and tongue positively exploding. I spent a lot of the evening swilling milk in me gob.


They are brilliant

Clivey wrote:I couldnt do ANYTHING with my mouth for the rest of the night. :

Thats gotta be a first then




p.s see you tomorrow at 15.00 hrs

You're in a bad way,3 times you've posted that

You wait,Naga has to come out the other end yet.

Deleted the spares...Clivey is obviously still in a bad way...Andrex in the freezer ready for tomorrow morning then?

Check out naga Roger, the blokes a nutter!

You liked them then

Jesus Clive. You are mad.

I often catch people out by eating the end tip of a chilli and then saying "see it is not hot at all - now you try".
But that bottom tip is the mildest part of the chilli. It gets hotter the further up you go.

Dave wrote:It gets hotter the further up you go.

I would think it gets "HOTTER" the further down it comes

Well done,at the world Chillie eating Championship the Contestants get a Stomach pump at the end of the event as the Chillies are that hot they will injure the digestive system

How's your arse then Clivey?

Funnily enough, the southern region was, and is fine. No payback via the butt crack. They are fantastic. I am trying to devise a culinary delight that I can lace with the little buggers. I think a nice chilli con carne with some home made garlic bread. Once I have had a good old helping, I'll wait till Siobhan is asleep and I'll dutch oven her I think. She will get to taste them one way or another by jove.

mine arrived in the post friday (at my parents house) i now have them and will be doing a con carney (HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT) tomorrow so if im not abbout you all know why

Clivey wrote: I'll dutch oven her I think. She will get to taste them one way or another by jove.

Had home made curry last night,no Dorset Naga but,the missus managed to dutch oven me.