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Perfect end to a romantic meal
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 09 11:24 pm
by Anonymous
This is not a joke but a true story
Jo and I were out having a meal in our local Indian restaurant. At the end of the meal Jo asks if we are having coffee? I lean across the table, look in her eyes and say "lets just go home". She replies with "why? Are you going to take me to bed and ravish me?" "No" I said " I really need a poo"
And who said romance is dead.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 09 11:34 pm
by Anonymous
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 09 5:15 pm
by SteveCase
We were out havin a curry,when the little waiter came over and said, "curry ok"?
I said, "go on then one song then go away"!
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 09 5:33 pm
by Ivor
Love it!
Re: Perfect end to a romantic meal
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 09 6:55 pm
by Cannonball
Fingers wrote:This is not a joke but a true story
Jo and I were out having a meal in our local Indian restaurant. At the end of the meal Jo asks if we are having coffee? I lean across the table, look in her eyes and say "lets just go home". She replies with "why? Are you going to take me to bed and ravish me?" "No" I said " I really need a poo"
And who said romance is dead.
bet that really turned her on,
Re: Perfect end to a romantic meal
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 09 7:34 pm
by Brian J
Cannonball wrote:Fingers wrote:This is not a joke but a true story
Jo and I were out having a meal in our local Indian restaurant. At the end of the meal Jo asks if we are having coffee? I lean across the table, look in her eyes and say "lets just go home". She replies with "why? Are you going to take me to bed and ravish me?" "No" I said " I really need a poo"
And who said romance is dead.
bet that really turned her on,
he has'nt got an NVQ in romance like you has he Dunc
Re: Perfect end to a romantic meal
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 09 8:21 pm
by Anonymous
Cannonball wrote:Fingers wrote:This is not a joke but a true story
Jo and I were out having a meal in our local Indian restaurant. At the end of the meal Jo asks if we are having coffee? I lean across the table, look in her eyes and say "lets just go home". She replies with "why? Are you going to take me to bed and ravish me?" "No" I said " I really need a poo"
And who said romance is dead.
bet that really turned her on,
I was only being honest.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 09 11:03 am
by morgan
She's a lucky girl. I hope you told her that.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 09 11:08 am
by MattH
Thats the funniest thing I've read in ages. Had me laughing out loud.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 09 11:26 am
by Pete
"Honest" and "romantic" are not always compatible......
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 09 11:27 am
by charger01
Did you have a good crap then?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 09 11:30 am
by Pete
Adrian!
"Crap" is not romantic.
"Poo" however, is
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 09 11:36 am
by charger01
I feel more enlightened now Pete, just like Fingers feels 2lbs lighter