When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
> [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
>
>
> Try this out:
> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
> and go to the thermometer section and
> purchase a rectal thermometer made
> by Johnson & Johnson.
>
> Be very sure you get this brand.
> When you get home, lock your doors,
> draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
> so you will not be disturbed.
>
> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
> Open the package and remove the thermometer.
> Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
> become chipped or broken.
>
> Now the fun part begins.
>
> Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
> You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
>
>
>
> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
> personally tested and then sanitized."
>
> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do
> not work in the thermometer quality control department at
> Johnson & Johnson.'
>
> HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS!
> ..Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
> your heart....
> Then you are just an old sour fart;
>
> Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!
>
'I Hate My Job day'
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