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HA HA sat here pi55 in my sides laughin clarkson n may driving peugeot,s and spot on they are they are takin off the dic ks that drive peugeot and its so true best laugh i have had in ages crashin revin slippin clutches , wrong gears then to top it off going to the local garden centre who does that Bananarama! :D :D :D :D :D
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My old dad was talking about this today Dunc. My mum has had a Peugeot 3008 ?
What a Bananarama! heap of Bananarama! !!!!!!
Drive one if you can mate. The gearbox ( auto) is so bad you nut the dash on upshifts !!!
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Had a 406 estate 2.1 diesel was a bloody good motor excellent on squirt 180 odd thousand miles on the clock and was still going strong when I sold it, that car never once let me down passed mot every year too.
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Carl wrote:Had a 406 estate 2.1 diesel was a bloody good motor excellent on squirt 180 odd thousand miles on the clock and was still going strong when I sold it, that car never once let me down passed mot every year too.
The old ones were great cars.
Remember the 1.9 GTI's ?
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Ha yeah I watched that just now still tryin to breathe properly from larfin :lol: :lol: :lol: ribcage is sore, lungs ache
Ginge is goin 'what's so funny about that?!' She ain't got a Bananarama! clue, the bit where Jez & May are tryin to wind down them little lanes jammed in 1st gear just in & out of the ditch, bouncing off the verges, each other etc
One of em crashes the others got his roof half up/down, they must've had a Bananarama! ball filming that the lucky Bananarama!......
Funniest 5hit I see in ages :thumbright:
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Had this for six years... Loved it. Never missed a beat :D but modern pugs are awful. Someone rented one for me in France last year, one of the most dangerous cars I've ever driven!
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Adrian Worman wrote:Ha yeah I watched that just now still tryin to breathe properly from larfin :lol: :lol: :lol: ribcage is sore, lungs ache
Ginge is goin 'what's so funny about that?!' She ain't got a Bananarama! clue, the bit where Jez & May are tryin to wind down them little lanes jammed in 1st gear just in & out of the ditch, bouncing off the verges, each other etc
One of em crashes the others got his roof half up/down, they must've had a Bananarama! ball filming that the lucky Bananarama!......
Funniest 5hit I see in ages :thumbright:

IT was spot on ade goin about 30 in 2nd gear for eva revin the shieet out of it not a clue goin round corners and there faces :lol: :lol: unless you love driving as a craft you wont get it my bo l ax are still tight from laughin :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I cracked up at it as I HATE PG's (any French car to be honest).

I loved the gag with the CC and the roof to stop your arm getting trapped, Julie did not get it...I thought it was bang on..........
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Saw it on Sunday and YES what a cracker it was too, best I have seen from them for a while, very funny.
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Last 2 episodes have been super - almost back to the old days.
The office here didnt 'get' the peugeot thing either - I thought it was great. The mantle of 'scariest cars on the road' has long shifted from volvos and BMWs to peugeot - they are truly random.

Also has the misfortune to rent one a while ago. Couldnt believe how dreadful it was - and WILFULLY ugly. I mean I cant begin to understand how you could make a car so foul to behold... and yet (apparently) people buy them. Now cars are a subjective thing largely, but surely sht is sht isnt it ??

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Oh, 2 more observations
1) LaFerrari - OMG. I am still dribbling. The other 2 looked like peugeots compared.
2) The nadgers on Hammond going up the dam last week - how many single points of failure on that setup ??? Hats off to him - thats proper scary biscuits right there.
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LOVED the LaFerrari, and I don't like Ferrari's.......amazing............
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There was a yellow car of some sort on there that performed quite well considering it was not even the performance version. Better still it beat a similar priced German car. :thumbright:
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Dave wrote:There was a yellow car of some sort on there that performed quite well considering it was not even the performance version. Better still it beat a similar priced German car. :thumbright:
Yeah, I spotted that fruity MX5 too................... ;) :D
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Dave81 wrote: Yeah, I spotted that fruity MX5 too................... ;) :D
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morgan wrote:Last 2 episodes have been super - almost back to the old days.
The office here didnt 'get' the peugeot thing either - I thought it was great. The mantle of 'scariest cars on the road' has long shifted from volvos and BMWs to peugeot - they are truly random.

Also has the misfortune to rent one a while ago. Couldnt believe how dreadful it was - and WILFULLY ugly. I mean I cant begin to understand how you could make a car so foul to behold... and yet (apparently) people buy them. Now cars are a subjective thing largely, but surely sht is sht isnt it ??

Top gear rocks at the mo.
Oh, 2 more observations
1) LaFerrari - OMG. I am still dribbling. The other 2 looked like peugeots compared.
2) The nadgers on Hammond going up the dam last week - how many single points of failure on that setup ??? Hats off to him - thats proper scary biscuits right there.
Yeah that dam stunt was proper clenching stuff :shock:
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