LONDON LAWYER vs. GLASGOW COP

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Fri May 15, 15 8:46 pm

A London lawyer runs a STOP sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come tae a complete stop at the stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come tae a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come tae a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the ever-loving Bananarama! out of the lawyer and says....

"Dae ye want me tae stop, or jist slow doon?"

Mossy68 · Post by **Mossy68** » Fri May 15, 15 8:51 pm

ScottyDave · Post by **ScottyDave** » Fri May 15, 15 9:10 pm

Nice one

shovelheadrob · Post by **shovelheadrob** » Fri May 15, 15 9:17 pm

That joke is older than you Mr Wiseman!

Still worth a chuckle though!

jerry · Post by **jerry** » Fri May 15, 15 9:33 pm

You retired people have to much time on your hands

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Fri May 15, 15 9:46 pm

jerry wrote:You retired people have to much time on your hands

I wish that was the case - I am rushed off my feet.

This week I have been mostly Thatching the Cottage....Honest!!!!

Mossy68 · Post by **Mossy68** » Fri May 15, 15 10:30 pm

Pete wrote:
jerry wrote:You retired people have to much time on your hands
I wish that was the case - I am rushed off my feet.

This week I have been mostly Thatching the Cottage....Honest!!!!

I'll have to have a chat about your thatching antics.
Interesting stuff.

Stu · Post by **Stu** » Fri May 15, 15 10:50 pm

Pete wrote:
This week I have been mostly Thatching the Cottage....Honest!!!!

Anybody else and I would swear that was a euphemism

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Fri May 15, 15 10:51 pm

I have pictures!!

Stu · Post by **Stu** » Fri May 15, 15 10:53 pm

Go on then, show us your thatch.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Fri May 15, 15 10:55 pm

I will put up a separate Thread once I have re-sized some piccys.....

Stu · Post by **Stu** » Fri May 15, 15 10:59 pm

That big they need to be resized, eh?