What makes a real car guy??? (or Gal???)

autofetish · Post by **autofetish** » Sat Jun 20, 15 2:02 pm

db wrote: If you hate cars you don't have to fix.!

i laughed but my daily (which is a nissan micra 900cc )

goes for ever and i never fix it and i think i love it

drewcrane · Post by **drewcrane** » Sat Jun 20, 15 3:12 pm

Nobody mentioned ................BEER AND LOTS OF IT, that is a car guy

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mad machs · Post by **mad machs** » Sat Jun 20, 15 3:38 pm

What makes a real car guy??? (or Gal???)

Generally being an insufferable bore, a 'real' this or a 'real' that will have little else to talk about other than their particular obsession.

Anyone for a chat about the Avro Shackleton?

vipergts · Post by **vipergts** » Sat Jun 20, 15 7:55 pm

Jay Leno certainly does get down with the spanners.

Also seen him underneath someone elses Countach in LA just trying to help them out

True Petrolhead is someone that can appreciate many genre of cars and not just one

Cannonball · Post by **Cannonball** » Sat Jun 20, 15 8:04 pm

autofetish wrote:

same here

but he must be doing something right he has Bananarama! loads of

hotties

cant wait to hear Cannonballs view on the bloke

i really have no problem with homosexualls and lesbians i know plenty as friends, but that twat russel brand is a Bananarama! fag he is vile wtf women see in the bloke is beyond me,,,,,,,, i just dont get it most women i have torn the back out off want a real man and i dont think russel brand is the definition off that or maybe i am just a caveman i dont know,,,,,,

Cannonball · Post by **Cannonball** » Sat Jun 20, 15 8:06 pm

Pete wrote:Well that settles it, I am definitely NOT a car nut by your definition....and neither is Duncan...............

Ahmen peter,,, one very major flaw in that list matey,,,,

db · Post by db » Sat Jun 20, 15 8:29 pm

I thought that one might raise an eyebrow or two

Bilko · Post by **Bilko** » Sat Jun 20, 15 9:11 pm

Cannonball wrote:wtf women see in the bloke is beyond me,,,,,

Perhaps he's hung like an Arab Stallion and goes like the Duracell bunny?

Katy Perry always had a smile on her face when she was with him.

Cannonball · Post by **Cannonball** » Sat Jun 20, 15 9:37 pm

Bilko wrote:
Cannonball wrote:wtf women see in the bloke is beyond me,,,,,
Perhaps he's hung like an Arab Stallion and goes like the Duracell bunny?

Katy Perry always had a smile on her face when she was with him.

if you noticed her face was always a bit flat from her face being pressed in the pillow i think brand would have preferred a handle at the front to stop him falling off

Adrian Worman · Post by **Adrian Worman** » Sat Jun 20, 15 11:38 pm

Cannonball wrote:
Bilko wrote:
Cannonball wrote:wtf women see in the bloke is beyond me,,,,,
Perhaps he's hung like an Arab Stallion and goes like the Duracell bunny?

Katy Perry always had a smile on her face when she was with him.
if you noticed her face was always a bit flat from her face being pressed in the pillow i think brand would have preferred a handle at the front to stop him falling off

HAAAAHAHA Bananarama! nice one choked on me late night Haribos

morgan · Post by **morgan** » Sun Jun 21, 15 7:42 am

Adrian Worman wrote:
Cannonball wrote:
Bilko wrote: Perhaps he's hung like an Arab Stallion and goes like the Duracell bunny?

Katy Perry always had a smile on her face when she was with him.
if you noticed her face was always a bit flat from her face being pressed in the pillow i think brand would have preferred a handle at the front to stop him falling off

HAAAAHAHA Bananarama! nice one choked on me late night Haribos

"Thats what she said."

Dave81 · Post by **Dave81** » Sun Jun 21, 15 9:17 pm

A real car guy can go to a show without his car and still end up with oil/grease all over his hands from helping others.

Will spend money he hasn't got due to it being a really rare part he may not need!

Will sneak parts home and if caught, inform wifey that the new £500 diff only cost £95.

Will go the extra mile if it assists a fellow owner to keep their P&J on the road.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Sun Jun 21, 15 9:28 pm

Well, I worked on a Mustang at Knebworth today, does that count?

I wear rubber gloves

and the sad thing is I carry a box of then in the car just in case.........

Adrian Worman · Post by **Adrian Worman** » Sun Jun 21, 15 9:55 pm

Pete wrote:Well, I worked on a Mustang at Knebworth today, does that count?

I wear rubber gloves and the sad thing is I carry a box of then in the car just in case.........

Yeah I'd wear rubber gloves if I were w@nkin off a pony too, don't blame ya

shovelheadrob · Post by **shovelheadrob** » Sun Jun 21, 15 9:57 pm

Pete wrote:Well, I worked on a Mustang at Knebworth today, does that count?

I wear rubber gloves and the sad thing is I carry a box of then in the car just in case.........

You keep rubber gloves in your car in case you have to work on a Mustang! You can't be too careful!