Thieving scumbags

[Adam]

Woke up at 1am to see an intruder in the back garden and another one on the garage roof. They legged it when I spooked them with my Maglite. They were trying to break into the garage where the Dodge lives. Doesn't bear thinking about the consequences if I hadn't heard them. Police said there have been a spate of burglaries since the "travellers" set up on some waste land in town.

I'm installing extra security lights and a garage alarm, and a nasty surprise which I won't go into here. Anyone got any ideas for slow and painful deaths for them? Nipper (Mark) excluded.

Another sleepless night beckons...

[Dave-R]

Try to shoot them in the front Adam.

It never looks good if you shoot them in the back.

[Adam]

How are you feeling after your ordeal Dave? Makes my scare look trivial.

[steve h]

If the police had caught them they could only do them for trespass
crazy but true.

[latil]

I used to leave an angle grinder on a steel sheet at the end of the bench.The wire was rubbed through,touching the steel and always switched on as I left the workshop.Just have to remember it for yourself.LOL

[the bishop]

12 bore blank firer on a string to the door have it firing into a tin bucket for extra effect

[Anonymous]

As dave said, shoot them face on as you can say it was in self defence, never shoot them from behind.




Or bash them on the head, then tie one leg to a tree and the other to the rear of the dodge and nail it.

[Anonymous]

Napalm .....

You had to destroy the Dodge to save it ....

[newport100]

Sorry to hear this

Loads of this round Dunstable

at least 5 attempted near my house in the last few weeks

seem to be after the easy job- in through patio doors or windows for phones , ipods etc and if keys are left downstairs - they take the car


I have had the front and patio doors uprated

also for your garage and garden etc- I found some security lights which not only come on when someone is sneaking about but also buzz inside the house to alert you-

oh - and get a big loud dog !

[Philb]

Hook the door handle up to the mains Adam. No need for an alarm. You will know they are there when the scum bags scream !

[Green68]

Sharp bamboo canes dipped in dog poo in your garden with tripping hazards close to them. A couple of plants around them to make out their being suppored by them. When they try & break into your garage at night hopefully they will trip & fall on them & have a very slow painful death due to the infection caused by the dog poo.

[mopar_mark]

Police said there have been a spate of burglaries since the "travellers" set up on some waste land in town.

Anyone got any ideas for slow and painful deaths for them?

Reminds me of the time, when I was a young kid living in S.Africa. Had some intruders on the farm, where we lived.

Policeman warned my Dad in his rage, that before he starts trying to shoot some one, its imperative he fires a warning shot.....

But don't worry about which order....

I know I might have written in a jovial sense, but thats the truth

[SteveCase]

Those sensor things are good. sensor in the garage, sounds like a doorbell in the house. Don't put the sensor outside though, l did, and the rabbits/foxes used to keep me awake all bl00dy night!!!

[newport100]

My sensors are built into the floodlights- and are directional so you can set them to cover exactly the area required!- They have gone off a few times during the day when our dog etc is outside but cured this with a timer plug hooked into the chime indoors

[BUDGIE]

Bananarama!! .....there go's me back bumper